You got to the airport in time – check
You worked out how to do the self check in – check
You printed out your own baggage tags and put them on properly (wow) – check
You took out all the coins from your pockets, took off your belt, took out your computer, put your liquids in a little plastic bag, took off your shoes and got through security – check
You put your belt back on, your shoes back on, packed your computer away, whew, put your boarding pass in your top pocket so you wouldn’t lose it – check
Found the Starbucks ….. Whaaat!
The line up is longer than the one at security.
In fact there seemed to be no end in sight
What to do? I have 40 minutes before check in. Will I ever make it? Can I survive without a double short Americano? Can I drink airline coffee.
Those little styrofoam cups do NOTHING for me – honestly.
You know what – I decided to tough it out. It was like playing chicken. The line slowly moved and the minutes quickly ticked away. I rationalised the whole thing. Was I prepared to miss my flight for a cup of Starbucks? Well I was doing carry on and I had a boarding pass so perhaps I would just become one of those famous people. You know the ones – the announcement ringing out all over the airport. “Flight XYZ is requesting passenger Lesley Keyter to report to Gate 5. The flight is about to depart.” You know they won’t really leave without you. Right? Really? So finally the front of the line – grab the coffee – shove a couple of sweeteners and a stir stick into my pocket and RUN LIKE HELL. You really don’t want to be that person who boards last having kept the whole plane waiting. It is not the way to win a popularity contest – especially when the reason for being late is right there in your sweaty paw!
Those travel brochures! In this digital age it is amazing to me that travel brochures have remained so popular but there is no denying that they fly off the shelves as quickly as they come in. Maybe it is the idea of three or four brochures lying on the coffee table just tempting you – or your partner. Wow – that’s a good idea. A subtle way of telling your loved one you are just dying to go on a romantic retreat. Tip for the ladies – leave your favourite brochure in the washroom. He’ll read it – I promise!
There’s an interesting trend in travel brochures these days – no prices. Or perhaps just one price that says “from $….” which is no good at all because you know and I know that the “from” price relates to that small inside cabin tucked just under the propeller – or perhaps the tiny dark room at the resort that overlooks the cleaning crew’s parking lot.
The photos are entertaining too. Can you rely on them? Truth or dare? One of my favourite websites to use is oyster.com. They have their own photographers who take genuine photos of the resorts and the rooms and post them on their website. They have even given examples of photo fake outs such as this one
So the purpose of this photo is to conjure up that feeling of a quiet serene beach. So how long did it take them to move the chairs?
Another trick is to have a beautiful woman or a handsome man posing. Well you know what they say – Sex sells! So what do you do with the hot tub that looks pretty blah – put in a gorgeous hunk with a wet t shirt and a surfboard (a surfboard in a hot tub – what the heck?) and, as they say in the classics, Bob’s your uncle!
So why not take a leaf out of their books (‘scuse the pun). Next time you go away on vacation use a little Photoshop on your Facebook and instagram pictures and don’t forget to pout when you take that selfie!
And don’t let your friends just publish photos of you on instagram until you have had a chance to edit.
We have had commercial flights for 100 years now with the first paying passenger on a flight on 1st January 1914. KLM is the oldest airline starting back in 1919. In its first year of operations it carried 345 … in a whole year! That’s as much as one plane carries today. And don’t we know about it? We love to complain about air travel but it really is amazing how it has opened up the world for us.
How is this old beauty?
Flying in those days was very different. First of all you get dressed up in your Sunday best. My first flight was back in 1967 when I left England with my parents to go and live in South Africa and although it was a 14 hour flight (in those days) we dressed up to the nines. My brother (who was 8) and my father both wore suits with collar and tie. Big difference from today when flight attendants sometimes have to enforce dress code just to protect other passengers.
In those days being a flight attendant was a dream job. Today you have to wonder how some of these flight attendants get through the week. It only takes one difficult passenger to create a major headache for the staff and the other passengers. That’s not to mention pushing those heavy food and drink carts down the aisle (they can weigh up to 400 lbs) and then there is always someone who decides to use the bathroom in the middle of the service.
Further grumbles from passengers surround the whole paying for baggage issue, the size of your carry on, inflight entertainment, meals on board…. and on, and on, and on. But let me not go on…. the comedian Louis CK … sums it up best at how much we take things for granted in this great little clip from the Conan O’Brien show
It’s what Italy is all about and maybe it is better than shaking hands. Let’s face it – with most double kisses you are not really kissing the persons cheek – just rather touching their cheek with your cheek so probably way more hygienic than shaking hands. And everybody does it ….
Don’t you think Obama looks quite handsome here – wonder what Michelle thought?
It can sometimes cause confusion amongst non-Italians because when does a regular kiss-on-the-cheek greeting become the double kiss? It’s hard to tell really and then you have that hanging in the air second kiss. That’s embarrassing. The best way around this is to make it very clear that you are a double kisser. Firmly place your hands on the persons shoulders and then lean in for the first kiss, lean back and then without letting go of the shoulders do the second kiss – then no one is taken by surprise – even if they don’t like it very much.
It’s very common for men to double kiss too – not just in Italy but in many countries around the world.
When visiting Italy the kissing double cheek thing becomes habitual. Sometimes it almost feels rude not to. It’s kinda nice – makes you feel as if you totally belong and you can imagine that you were raised on ravioli and can carry on a lengthy conversation just with your hands.
You can, however, get carried away. After an amazing stay in Italy and on our transfer to the airport in Florence the taxi driver entertained us with typical Italian flair – i.e. talking non stop, waving his arms around, having a conversation with his brother who rode alongside on his scooter – you know what I mean!
I love Italy and it was with great gusto that I said goodbye to the taxi driver with the old Italian double kiss. What my husband didn’t realise was that set the tone and when he tried to shake hands he was grabbed by both shoulders and yes – double kissed. Now I have to tell you that our taxi driver had a pretty heavy designer stubble thing going on. “Is that what you women have to put up with?” he asked.
Um – Yes!
PS – this was NOT the taxi driver……. just thought it would add some glamour to the post.
Ships that is! A listing of the new ships coming on stream for 2016 is an interesting read. In the past few years the trend was the bigger the better. Back in 2010 the Oasis class of ship by Royal Caribbean boasted a capacity of up to 6296 passengers. That’s just slightly less than the population of Banff or Innisfail. Imagine!
Well I don’t have to imagine actually. I was on one of the inaugural sailings of the Oasis and you know – it wasn’t that bad! For someone who doesn’t like crowds (me) I found that the ship was very well planned with smaller spaces throughout. The problem is to me it doesn’t feel like being on the sea.
So what’s the smallest cruise ship you can go on? No – I am not talking about this?
There’s no place to put the champagne!
THIS is what I mean by a small cruise ship. And oh did I tell you it is all inclusive. Yes Darling!
The Tere Moana is owned by Paul Gauguin Cruises and hosts just 98 people. Imagine that – like having your own private yacht or being a guest of Jackie O. Those were the days!
Other smaller cruise ships are those included in the expedition class such as the Stella Australis based in Patagonia. This is a small ship equipped for exploration but still offers all the little luxuries on board.
And remember – it’s not all about what happens on the ship (although hopefully it stays there) – it’s about what happens when you are off the ship…. as in ….
Swimming with the rays
And having fun on those shore excursions
It’s all out there waiting for you folks – BIG and small…