IT WAS SOMETHING I ATE
You must have heard stories about people getting sick when they travel – Delhi Belly, Montezuma’s Revenge, Traveller’s tummy. Everyone has a tale to tell.
The problem is compounded when you look at all inclusive resorts. You eat and drink everything (literally) at the resort. When someone gets sick at one of these resorts it is very easy to blame the hotel. Well it seems that the tour operators are getting “sick” and tired of these claims. At least in the UK.
Tour operators in Britain are thinking of scrapping the all inclusive holidays they offer because of fraudulent claims against them for compensation.
Just last year in Canada we had similar stories of mass tummy troubles at a popular Cuban resort. This bad publicity for the tour operator was a little unfair considering it was an isolated outbreak of a small percentage of nearly half a million people travelling to sunny all inclusive resorts.
Perhaps the problems are exacerbated by the fact that in the first few days of this sort of vacation it is tempting to sit in the sun all day – maybe at the swim up bar – consuming quantities of sweet margaritas and eating spicy food. Your stomach starts shouting at you –” Hey – what the hell is going on? Are you trying to kill me? I’ll get you back, you know.”
And then it starts.
Airlines have had a bad rap lately in the press – battered passengers, stranded kids and drunken pilots. It’s a wonder anybody is flying at all. Seems, however, from speaking to colleagues in the industry and reading the travel press, the public is not really going to change its plans – because really – what choice do we have?
To get anywhere these days you usually have to take a flight. Even people who are terrified of flying still do it. They take the pills, they go to the therapy, but in today’s world flying has become a necessity – albeit an evil one for some.
It’s funny for me when I hear people complaining that the worst part of their vacation is the flight because (honestly) I really enjoy flying. There is just something so exciting about being in an airport, hearing your flight called, getting on the plane. Once on board I love getting settled into my seat armed with my ipad and my bottle of water. I rarely watch the inflight entertainment but I always do take my own earphones (just in case there is a blockbuster that I want to see). Mostly I just enjoy the ability to sit back and enjoy 3-10 hours of uninterrupted peace and quiet. My goodness – sounds like I live in a madhouse. Sometimes it feels like that.
So I am wondering what changes, if any, will be made in the airline industry to reassure the travelling public.
Sobriety testing for pilots prior to flights still seems to be raising problems according to a recent article. http://business.financialpost.com/fp-comment/is-your-airline-pilot-drunk-unions-are-making-it-hard-for-the-airline-to-be-sure
And flight community insiders are taking an interesting tack on the overbooking scandal. I found a very I interesting blog post by a pilot’s wife titled – I know you’re mad at United but…. Which does show the situation from another perspective. https://thepilotwifelife.wordpress.com/2017/04/11/i-know-youre-mad-at-united-but-thoughts-from-a-pilot-wife-about-flight-3411/
But now it is all going to be OK as Westjet has just announced a new no-frills airline. Goodness me – I thought the frills had gone long ago. Maybe they are following the path of notorious no friller Ryan Air. It will be an interesting ride for sure.
We all love a hotel near the sea – rooms with a sea view – not a partial sea view. How annoying it is to get to a hotel that describes the room as sea view only to find out that if you do want to see the sea you pretty much have to stand on a chair and hang your head out the window to catch a glimpse.
So what a joy to discover a hotel where every single room has a sea view because the hotel is in the sea not next to the sea. It’s called No Man’s Fort and is located right at the entrance to Portsmouth in the middle of the sea.
It has an interesting history which makes the idea of staying here even more attractive.
The tale of The Solent Forts dates back over 150 years when fear of invasion by the French led by Napoleon III resulted in the commissioning of these sea based defences by British Prime Minister Lord Henry Palmerston. Concerned that the naval fleet and Portsmouth dockyard would be a target, work began on five commissioned forts in the 1860s. With 15ft granite walls and armour plating, these magnificent structures are testament to the skill of Victorian engineering. Large stone blocks were used as foundations, transported from the quarry by train, and then by barge before being set in place by divers. Taking 15 years to complete, by the time the forts were ready for occupation, the feared French threat of invasion no longer existed and hence, the forts became known as “Palmerston’s follies”.
Although the forts were no help during the Napoleonic wars they did come in handy during the first and second world wars defending Britain’s shores but being posted to one of these forts was a bit miserable. They were damp and cold then.
Now the forts have been purchased and are being turned into luxury hotels
– what a great idea all this history and comfort as well. And getting there is half the fun.
There are three of them now –
No Man’s Fort
Horse Sand Fort
(Have to be careful when I am typing those names – don’t want any typo’s here 😊)
I wonder if they offer a daily ration of Pusser’s Rum.
Anyone with a Royal Naval background will recognise this name. Pusser is actually navy slang for Purser and the daily tot was something highly prized by the men. It only stopped in 1970 on 31 July which became known as “Black Tot Day” and is celebrated every year.
Now I think having a drop of Pusser’s Rum while sitting on the balcony of No Man’s Fort would be a fine thing to do.
COMFIER IN THE MIDDLE SEAT?
You know I have had my gripes in the past about the middle seat – as I am a “middle seat” person by default. (Seems I always get that darn seat!) So imagine my surprise and delight when I learned that a newer and better middle seat design is about to be unveiled in Hamburg at the Aircraft Interiors Expo!
Wow – they actually have an expo on Aircraft Interiors. How cool is that? Great minds getting together to make us more comfy on our flights. Check out the website – it’s interesting. http://www.aircraftinteriorsexpo.com/
So … they call the new middle seat the Stagger Seat – which made me laugh quite a bit. It just conjures up all sorts of images –
When you have been flying so long your legs go to sleep and you stagger to the loo.
Or when you have had too many of those teeny little bottles and you stagger to the loo.
Or you wake up in the night and its dark and – yes you got it – you stagger to the loo.
However it is a good idea and the concept is that the middle seat is set back slightly so that the aisle seat can slide over it to make boarding easier – yay for that. This new middle seat is also THREE INCHES WIDER than the other seats. OMG – can you believe that fellow Middle Seaters? You get the space and that will make those aisle and window seat hoggers green with envy. Whoever thought of this plan is a genius.
Imagine seat selection – suddenly you look at the seat map and all the middle seats are gone – booked up – occupied. This will be an historical event my friends. This is something that will have never happened before.
Oh and wait – that’s not all people! The middle seaters get a BIGGER SCREEN. This just gets better and better. Can it be true?
I can’t wait for my next boarding pass showing seat number 35B. I will be laughing!
There are some places in the world that you can dream about but you know you will never get to physically go there. It might be out of your reach financially or it might be out of your reach physically. Or it might be the sort of place you would love to experience but you know that you don’t have the “guts”, for want of a better word, to go there.
Like Kilimanjaro. Oh I have thought over this so many times.
Should I sign up for the climb. What a challenge that would be. Imagine the feeling standing at the top of Kili.
My friends have done it and wow, amazing to see their photos on facebook. I really would like a photo like that. But I don’t think I could do the climb. I have heard how hard it is and apparently it is the altitude and not so much the actual climb.
Like Machu Picchu. It’s easy to sign up for the trek. You just have to do it well in advance because it sells out quickly. The training I could do. I would give myself lots of time and living in Calgary in the foothills we have the most amazing countryside and mountains to train in. Yep – all of that part would be easy.
However the climb itself can be challenging and this again is due to the high altitude.
Like flying around the world. I came across this amazing trip at a travel show I went to. Imagine flying around the world in a specially fitted out aircraft with lie flat beds and a dining room – yes a dining room!
And then after a nice meal – stretch out in your lie flat bed.
That takes the sting out of jet-lag, that’s for sure.
Like swimming in the Dead Sea. Not that you can swim in it – more like lie on it.
If you have ever used Dead Sea salts or exfoliating products you know how amazing your skin feels afterwards. Well imagine how incredible you would feel after actually floating on the Dead Sea. Of course it might not be everyone’s dream. My friend who visited there said that it felt like stepping into snot! Oh well!
Like walking the Camino. This is something that I really want to do. I have watched the documentaries and the films and have seen the people crying about the blisters on their feet and how emotionally and physically draining it can be. I just really want that feeling of walking into the square at Compostela de Santiago and then going to see that crazy swinging incense burner in the cathedral. Duck your head!
Pakistan International Airlines is investigating reports that seven extra passengers were allowed to stand in the aisles on a packed flight to Saudi Arabia.
Dawn newspaper claimed flight PK-743 from Karachi to Medina carried 416 passengers last week, seven more than its total seating capacity of 409.
Pakistan Airlines said that this was nonsense and that it would not be possible to travel on a three hour flight standing up all the way. Mind you – sometimes when you are squashed between two people in the middle seat you might be better off standing up. The problem is that in an emergency you have no harnessing equipment and also no oxygen masks.
Standing only flights are not a new idea. Airlines are trying very hard to maximize the number of passengers they can take. It’s all about bums in seats – or in this case – bums with no seats. At one time a few years back it was rumoured that Michael O’Leary – the head honcho of RyanAir – was interested in the idea of “standing flights” or “vertical passenger plans”. Don’t you just love how corporate-speak makes this ridiculous idea seem almost sensible?
But back to Pakistan International Airlines. Wow – where would you put seven extra passengers without anybody seeing them –
No – that’s not a passenger – it’s a flight attendant. We all know that they would probably want to hide from us if they could. But there is NO HIDING PLACE
RyanAir’s idea shows that in many places there is not much difference between a bus and a plane these days – just transportation. So having to stand all the way on your flight would mean more passengers and lowest ticket prices.
But how the heck did these extra passengers get onto the Pakistan flight? When you think about all the checks that you have to go through to get onto a flight. First at the airline desk in the airport – usually after having shown your boarding pass to an official “guarding” the line up. Then you have to present it to the check in agent. Then you have to go through security and present it again. Finally you have to show your boarding pass to the gate agent. All this checking, checking…. doesn’t seem to work!